Reading in the Bathroom

If you don't read stuff while you're in the bathroom, don't start.

I remember wondering about why the hell people read stuff on the toilet, and why it seemed like such a massively popular social phenomenon.

Then, one day, I tried it. And now I can't stop.

I read shampoo labels, I read the backs of toilet paper wrappers, I read the labels on towels, I could probably recite the list of ingredients in various types of hand soap.

If there's nothing to read, I kind of freak out.

Don't start.