Wearing Suspenders

If you've never worn suspenders before, give it a shot.

There's nothing like the feeling of your pants staying up without any kind of constriction around your waist. It's like some beautiful magic trick.

You'll like it.

Making A Sandwich

When you're making a sandwich, and you want to put cheese on it, put the cheese in between layers of whatever else is on the sandwich, instead of on top. This way, the cheese doesn't get stuck to the roof of your mouth. You know what I mean?